- Henry Winkler: Sure, I could open the cattle road and tomorrow there would be steak. But some day, children will ask us, where are the trees?
- Hank Hill: What they'll ask is where's the God dang steak?
- Henry Winkler: You know, I always say that fishing is like a washing machine for your brain. It's so deliciously zen.
- Hank Hill: Uh, I think i might do a different kind of fishing.
- Henry Winkler: Don't you love how peaceful it is here? You know, back in L.A., my brain just gets - gets muddy. The agents and the lawyers and the paparazzi, they walk into my skull and they - they get dirt in there. You know what I mean?
- Hank Hill: Hello there. Mr. Winkler here would like you to know that it was always his intention to let the Platter's cattle use his trail. Because cattle, like jazz music, feed the soul of America. And that, uh, if all the leaders of the world would just fish together, the planet would live in harmony.