King of the Hill (TV Series)

Boxing Luanne (2003)

Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive, Buck Strickland

Quotes 

• Buck Strickland : Now just remember. The key to boxin' is to jump up and down. Yeah, keep bouncin'. Bounce an' weave.

• Bill Dauterive : Hmm, women boxin', huh? If they wear gloves, how do they scratch each other?

• Hank Hill : Wait a minute, you're supposed to be the Slamming Slavic, but you're just Buck's maid.

  Buck Strickland : Buck's Maid? I - I - alright, alright, you caught me with my pants down. I threw patsies in there to protect you pretty little niece.

  Hank Hill : God, you mean every fight has been a fraud? What about Helga, the Hammer?

  Buck Strickland : Librarian. Never been in the ring.

• Luanne Platter : You promised the check would clear, right?

  Buck Strickland : Eventually. Now, don't get hit. You're fightin' my aunt next week.