King of the Hill (TV Series)

Cotton's Plot (1999)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : So, how was rehab?

  Peggy Hill : I stretched a rubber band today.

  Hank Hill : That's great.

  Peggy Hill : Oh, who am I kidding? That rubber band kicked my ass.

• Hank Hill : I said that fraud used to be six foot four.

  Peggy Hill : So.

  Hank Hill : When he came back from the Pacific, he was five foot even. A Japanese machine gun blew away his shins. The doctor said that he'd never walk again. 18 months later, he walked right over to that doctor and reached up and punched him in the kidneys.