King of the Hill (TV Series)

Dang Ol' Love (2002)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Boomhauer's Grandma

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• Boomhauer : Marlene, I dang ol' I can't stand bein' apart from you no not one moment longer, man. I'm talkin' about just like this ring, it ain't got no beginnin' and no no end, man.

  Marlene : Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. I only understand about half of what you say. The other times, I just nod and smile and wait for your pants to come off.

• Marlene : I didn't know you like classic cars. Then again, the only thing I do know about you is where you're ticklish.

  Boomhauer : Tell ya what, why don' we go on back to my place an' make me laugh.

• Hank Hill : I guess Bobby wishes Boomhauer dumped the asparagus lady.

  [chuckles] 

  Hank Hill : You see, there's not actually an asparagus lady, Peggy. It's funny.

  Peggy Hill : Oh! Okay, so you think Boomhauer's promiscuity is amusing.

  Hank Hill : Well, not really.

  Peggy Hill : Not really? So what, then? Do his stories entertain you? Does hearing about his bedroom antics excite you? IS THAT HOW YOU GET YOUR FREAK ON?

  Hank Hill : My... what? No! No! I -- I -- I love you.

  Peggy Hill : [beat]  I'll leave you alone with your dirty thoughts.