King of the Hill (TV Series)

Hank's Dirty Laundry (1998)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : Computers have already beaten the communists at chess. Next thing you know, they'll be beatin' humans.

• Bill Dauterive : I'm glad I'm not the only one who is disgusted by pornography. It's offensive! It's demeaning! It creates a standard of idealized beauty that your average man can't compete with.

  Hank Hill : Don't worry, Bill, I'm not going to let my credit and good name be done in by a damn computer error.

  Dale Gribble : Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose. By now your name and particulars have been fed into every laptop, desktop, mainframe and supermarket scanner that collectively make up the global information conspiracy, otherwise known as The Beast.

  Hank Hill : Dale, I'm having a problem with one videotape, not some high-tech boogeyman.

  Dale Gribble : You just be careful. Computers have already beaten the Communists at chess. Next thing you know, they'll be beating humans.

• Dale Gribble : You should have seen this coming, Hank. One by one, your friends will desert you. I'll be next.