King of the Hill (TV Series)

Hanky Panky (2000)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : [answering the phone]  Hello

  Debbie : [imitating an old lady]  May I speak to Peggy?

  Hank Hill : No Peggy's at Sugar Foots, can I take a message?

  Debbie : Tell her Debbie Grund slept with her husband

  Hank Hill : Who is this!

  Debbie : [in normal voice]  It's Debbie,

  [laughs] 

  Debbie : remember me?

  Hank Hill : Ugh!, put that old lady back on maybe she can talk some sense into you!

• Hank Hill : [after getting off the phone with Debbie]  Bwahh I just had phone sex!

• Hank : Huh. You know, Debbie's place is right next to Sugarfoot's. That's a coincidence.

  Buck : No coincidence: I like to eat, I like to hump, and I don't like to drive.

• Hank Hill : Dale give me a cigarette.

  Dale Gribble : But I thought you quit because "cigarettes cause death"... they do you know

  [hands him a pack] 

  Dale Gribble : brace yourself.