King of the Hill (TV Series)

Happy Hank's Giving (1999)

Kathy Najimy: Peggy Hill

Quotes 

• [the Hills are stuck at the airport and Bobby is holding a bowl of salad] 

  Bobby Hill : I can't eat this. It's salad!

  Peggy Hill : Hank, the boy needs protein or he'll pass out. Now, break open that box. Thanksgiving will go on with a one-legged turkey.

  Hank Hill : "One-legged turkey"? I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. Other than "Shame on you."