King of the Hill (TV Series)

Happy Hank's Giving (1999)

Brittany Murphy: Luanne Platter, Joseph Gribble

Quotes 

• Joseph Gribble : How long are you going to be in Arizona, Mr Redcorn?

  John Redcorn : [an American Indian]  Just for Thanksgiving weekend.

  Dale Gribble : Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?

  John Redcorn : We did. Once.

• Luanne Platter : Uncle Hank, a man just asked me if I wanted to join "the Mile-High Club". Could you get me an application?

  Hank Hill : Well, I think they would have them on the plane, Luanne.

• [Luanne has been upgraded to first class on the plane, but she can still see into the coach section] 

  Luanne Platter : Um... That curtain over there -- what's it for?

  Stewardess : It separates first-class from coach.

  Luanne Platter : [confidentially]  I'd liked that closed.