King of the Hill (TV Series)
High Anxiety (2000)
Mike Judge: Hank Hill
Quotes
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Bobby Hill : You know, if I did something like this you'd punish me. Maybe I should be able to punish you.
Hank : Well okay, Son. What's my punishment? Am I grounded?
Bobby Hill : That's too easy. You cannot mow the lawn for one week.
Hank : Aw come on, Son, it was an accident.
Bobby Hill : You wanna go for two?
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Hank : I want you to promise me you won't ever do drugs, Bobby.
Bobby Hill : I promise!
Hank : A promise means *nothing* when a junkie tricks you into smoking a joint, when you think it's a cigarette, which you shouldn't smoke either, now promise me! Promise me, Bobby!
Bobby Hill : OK, OK, I promise!
Hank : [sighs] Promises mean nothing.
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Buck Strickland : Evening Hank. Whatcha busying yourself with there?
Hank : Uh, just throwing out some expired sand. Garbage cans at home are full...