King of the Hill (TV Series)

High Anxiety (2000)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

Quotes 

• Bobby Hill : You know, if I did something like this you'd punish me. Maybe I should be able to punish you.

  Hank : Well okay, Son. What's my punishment? Am I grounded?

  Bobby Hill : That's too easy. You cannot mow the lawn for one week.

  Hank : Aw come on, Son, it was an accident.

  Bobby Hill : You wanna go for two?

• Hank : I want you to promise me you won't ever do drugs, Bobby.

  Bobby Hill : I promise!

  Hank : A promise means *nothing* when a junkie tricks you into smoking a joint, when you think it's a cigarette, which you shouldn't smoke either, now promise me! Promise me, Bobby!

  Bobby Hill : OK, OK, I promise!

  Hank : [sighs]  Promises mean nothing.

• Bobby Hill : Look Dad, I'm not gonna use drugs cuz drugs are for losers and I'd never wanna disappoint you. Plus, I wanna be the first chubby comic to live past 35.