King of the Hill (TV Series)

Husky Bobby (1997)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Bobby Hill : Why are you always trying to turn me into you? Why can't you accept me for who I am?

  Hank : [sighs]  Yeah yeah, we both saw that after-school special, but I'm not an alcoholic and you're not an ice skater, so let's go.

• Bobby Hill : Dad how did you know this was going to happen?

  Hank : It's a fact of life Bobby. When you have teenaged boys, husky boys, and doughnuts all in the same place you're just asking for trouble.

• [upon finding Luanne in bed with a boy] 

  Hank : I'm in a crisis situation; I gotta go find Bobby. You two take turns kicking each other's asses.

• Hank : It's really our fault, Peggy. Somewhere along the line, we forgot to teach Bobby shame. I guess we can't count on the schools for everything.