- Peggy Hill: [reading from a book on organic gardening] Listen to this: 'Snails are attracted to the smell of beer. They will crawl to the beer then fall in and drown.'
- [an afterthought]
- Peggy Hill: much like Judy Garland.
- Hank Hill: Organic garden? That's what hippies eat. When was the last time you saw a hippie that could take on an offensive tackle?