King of the Hill (TV Series)
Junkie Business (1998)
Brent Forrester: Leon Petard
Quotes
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Leon Petard : I wasn't late, I was early. I got here at -- what time are we open?
Hank Hill : Eight o'clock.
Leon Petard : Yeah, I got here at seven, and you weren't here, so I went to get some coffee, right? But the waitress, turns out her dog was sick, so I thought, hey, if I take her dog to the vet, she might buy some propane, you know, from us. So there's this line at the vet, because of this farm accident -- but try to keep it quiet, she might not hear about it -- but here I am with a customer's dog, and I just can't leave her. So I promise I'll never come to work early again.
Hank Hill : Well, that sure is a long story.
Leon Petard : Yeah, that's how you know it's true. So let's sell some gas! Team Strickley rules!