King of the Hill (TV Series)
Junkie Business (1998)
Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer
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Quotes
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Hank Hill : Mr. Harrington, you seem to have a few gaps here in your work history.
Mr. Harrington : Well '33 to '45, FDR was in the white house, so I was on the welfare, you know. And in the 60's, we had a Kennedy and LBJ, so I was on the welfare. And then '77 to '81, Jimmy Carter, so I was on the welfare.
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Hank Hill : Bobby, how would you like to help me out around the shop for a few days. I can't pay you, but you can have all the snacks you want. We've got fruit pies, pretzels, all kinds of Newtons.
Bobby Hill : You had me at fruit pies.
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Leon Petard : I wasn't late, I was early. I got here at -- what time are we open?
Hank Hill : Eight o'clock.
Leon Petard : Yeah, I got here at seven, and you weren't here, so I went to get some coffee, right? But the waitress, turns out her dog was sick, so I thought, hey, if I take her dog to the vet, she might buy some propane, you know, from us. So there's this line at the vet, because of this farm accident -- but try to keep it quiet, she might not hear about it -- but here I am with a customer's dog, and I just can't leave her. So I promise I'll never come to work early again.
Hank Hill : Well, that sure is a long story.
Leon Petard : Yeah, that's how you know it's true. So let's sell some gas! Team Strickley rules!
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Hank Hill : Customer. Jason, can you get that?
Jason Adderly : Sorry, Hank, I suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder. If I get out of this chair, Garth Brooks is gonna die.
Hank Hill : Joe Jack, can you get that customer?
Joe Jack : [into the phone] Ha, ha, ha!
[looks up]
Joe Jack : Much too angry, honey.
Hank Hill : Melinda, a little help please?
Melinda : Ohh! Too bloated!
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Hank Hill : If you could eat at Luly's with one of the following, would it be - A. Jesus, B. Mohammed, C. Golda Meir?