King of the Hill (TV Series)

Keeping Up with Our Joneses (1997)

Kathy Najimy: Peggy Hill

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Quotes 

• Luanne Platter : Your dog ate all my cruelty-free makeups.

  Peggy Hill : Okay honey, calm down. If she tries it again, you just give her a little tap on the fanny with a rolled-up newspaper.

  Luanne Platter : I spent extra money to buy cruelty-free. I'll do a lot more than tap her.

• Peggy Hill : Only trailer park trash smoke nowadays. Do you want to look like trailer park trash?

  Luanne Platter : That's not fair. I do not smoke!

  [She runs off crying] 

  Peggy Hill : [Running after her]  Oh, honey, you are not trailer park trash just because you grew up in a trailer and your mama's in prison.

• Peggy Hill : Close the damn door! Can't you see that I am knitting?

• Peggy Hill : [to Hank]  Hank, there is a tile in the bathroom that I think we missed.

  Hank Hill : Really? Well, I better check that out.

  [goes into the bathroom to find a lit cigarette which he smokes] 

  Hank Hill : Well, I found the "tile", thank you very much, Peggy. And I looked at it but there's still some more "tile" for you to look at.

  Peggy Hill : You know, I think I will save the rest of my "tile" for after breakfast.

  Bobby Hill : [irritated]  Will you stop talking about your stupid tile? If it's so dirty, go clean it! And if it's clean, you can shut up!

  [puts his sausage into his mashed potatoes like someone putting out a cigarette and leaves]