King of the Hill (TV Series)

Keeping Up with Our Joneses (1997)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

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Quotes 

• Hank Hill : For god's sakes Bobby. What nationality are you?

  Bobby Hill : American.

  Hank Hill : Then why are you holding your cigarette like some kind of European Nazi in a movie?

  Bobby Hill : Why does it matter?

  Hank Hill : Now that's not the right sort of attitude for you to have. Whatever you do you should do right, even if it's something wrong.

• Bobby Hill : [to Hank about the anti-smoking group]  Come on dad open up

  Cigarenders Leader : Aw is this your son? It's beautiful how you came to support your daddy

  Bobby Hill : I'm a smoker too

  [the group gasps in shock] 

  Cigarenders Leader : Oh no, how long have you been addicted to cigarettes?

  Bobby Hill : Since my dad let me smoke a whole carton

  [the crowd angrily talk amongst themselves] 

  Hank Hill : Wait a minute I didn't let him, I made him, it was a punishment!

  [the group voices their disgust] 

  Bill Dauterive : Can I get a new buddy?

  Cigarenders Leader : [angry]  You are sick sir, you shouldn't be allowed to have children!

  Hank Hill : [standing up]  Now hold on a minute here, I didn't bring my family here to be yelled at, I don't think I like this club, you all whine too much and the coffee's bad, I'll tell you what you need to do, you need to take a 13th step, down off your high horse!

  Bill Dauterive : [excitedly]  Yeah!

  [the group angrily glare at him and he sits down] 

• Peggy Hill : [to Hank]  Hank, there is a tile in the bathroom that I think we missed.

  Hank Hill : Really? Well, I better check that out.

  [goes into the bathroom to find a lit cigarette which he smokes] 

  Hank Hill : Well, I found the "tile", thank you very much, Peggy. And I looked at it but there's still some more "tile" for you to look at.

  Peggy Hill : You know, I think I will save the rest of my "tile" for after breakfast.

  Bobby Hill : [irritated]  Will you stop talking about your stupid tile? If it's so dirty, go clean it! And if it's clean, you can shut up!

  [puts his sausage into his mashed potatoes like someone putting out a cigarette and leaves] 

• Hank Hill : [after catching Bobby smoking a cigarette]  Do you want to lose a lung? If you do, I am sure there is another boy out there who'd take it in a second! Didn't you read this? Cancer, Heart disease, Emphysema!

  Bobby Hill : I thought those were the ingredients