King of the Hill (TV Series)

King of the Ant Hill (1997)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank : You're the only one who can save my lawn, Dale.

  Dale Gribble : You're right, I am. The question is - why should I?

  Hank : I'll give you two dollars.

  Dale Gribble : Pffft. Ha! Two dollars?

  Hank : Because you're my friend.

  Dale Gribble : Oooooooo! I'm Hank's friend! Tie a ribbon around me!

  Hank : Because I'm coming to you man to man offering you a genuine apology for choosing a lawn over a lifetime of friendship.

  Dale Gribble : Geez, Hank. I was only holding out for $2.50.

• Hank : [showing Peggy a hoe]  What do you think? Does this say 'Hank Hill'?

  Peggy Hill : I thought we just came for seed and fertilizer. Why are men so attracted to hoes?

• Hank : For God sakes, the man mows with the grain.

  Peggy Hill : Ugh, he's the devil.

  Hank : I'm the block captain. I should have the best lawn for Cinco de Mayo. But look at her, something's wrong. She's like a pretty girl with short hair.

• Hank : Look, some people hoist a flag to show they love our country. Well my lawn is my flag.

• Hank : Okay ants, put your head between your 6 legs and kiss your butt goodbye.