King of the Hill (TV Series)

Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga (1998)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

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Quotes 

• Hank : [Shows Bobby the pace car]  So Bobby what do you think?

  Bobby Hill : [Feeling the display rope]  The rope is soft and pretty

  Hank : [sighs]  Look at the pace car Bobby, it's what Boomhauer gets to drive if he wins his amateur race.

  Bobby Hill : What's a pace car?

  Hank : Well it's the car that all the other drivers have to stay behind at the beginning of a race for whenever there's a crash, if Boomhauer wins he'll have the honor of driving on the same track as Dale Earnhardt or as you'd look at it with Jeff Gordon.

  Bobby Hill : Jeff Gordon's a race car driver too?, I thought he was just a cereal box model

• Peggy Hill : Bobby, how would you like to go to cooking school?

  Bobby Hill : I'm listening.

  Hank : Bobby, I know we've never talked about this, but... someday, I'm going to die. And when that happens, then you can go to cooking school.

• Bobby Hill : [Hands Hank a check]  Hey dad could you please sign this check, I already filled it out for you

  Hank : [Reading the check]  Pay to the order of the Bike Barn... one hundred and seventy five dollars!

  Bobby Hill : It's for a new BMX bike

  Hank : You expect me to just sign this?

  Bobby Hill : [Disappointed]  I think you have to or it doesn't work

  Hank : Bobby these checks aren't magic tickets, they represent real money that I and to a lesser extent your mother worked real hard to earn

  Bobby Hill : You can ride it whenever you want

• Hank : [Explaining the importance of money]  The point is you don't just get money because you ask for it, you want to end up like Jeff Gordon?

  Bobby Hill : I like Jeff Gordon, he's handsome!

  Hank : [Gasps then starts laughing nervously]  Bobby you joke around like that in public people are gonna think you ain't right

• Hank : Ya know Bobby they say old Buck Strickland started out with nothing but a single dollar bill and now he's at the top of the propane ladder, Bobby here's your dollar let's see what you can turn it into

  [Later he comes back and sees Bobby bent over doing something with his back turned] 

  Hank : What are you doing son, did you use that dollar to start a shoe shining business?

  Bobby Hill : [Turns around revealing he's eating a taco]  What?

  Hank : [Shocked]  Bobby!

  Bobby Hill : You almost made me drop it!

  Hank : This is what you spent your dollar on?

  Bobby Hill : No I also got a quesadilla, it's from the value menu