King of the Hill (TV Series)

Lupe's Revenge (2001)

Kathy Najimy: Peggy Hill

Quotes 

• [Peggy accidentally brought a Mexican girl to Arlen] 

  Lupe : [in Spanish]  Where am I? I want to go home. I want my mother.

  Peggy Hill : I was afraid this was going to happen. Now, she wants me to be her mother.

• Peggy Hill : [Bobby drops a book]  What is that?

  Bobby Hill : A Spanish dictionary. Dad made me take it.

  Peggy Hill : Your mother is a Spanish dictionary.

  [Peggy throws the book on the trash can] 

• Peggy Hill : [attempting to speak Spanish]  Your honor. I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory.

• Peggy Hill : I am very fluent. Listen to me roll my Rs, r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r, r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r. I r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rest my case.

• Stuart Dooley : You're just a sub. You can't give extra credit.

  Peggy Hill : Well no, not towards your grade. But you will get credit with me, and those Peggy points add up.