King of the Hill (TV Series)

Meet the Propaniacs (2000)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank : Sir, if it makes you feel any better, I also wear diapers.

  Charlie Fortner : Which brand is more absorbent?

  Hank : Uh... Well... Uh...

  Charlie Fortner : Get out!

• Hank : I am sorry, Sir. I had no idea you wore, uh... You know.

  Charlie Fortner : Say it, Hank. I wanna hear it come from your mouth.

  Hank : Diapers.

  Charlie Fortner : You only have to say it. I have to wear them and buy them.

  Hank : Honestly, Sir, nobody knew you wore those... Things.

  Charlie Fortner : A man in a diaper comes out on stage and asks me for A DIAPER!

• Hank : Now, I hope these people in your head are laughing with propane and not at it.

  Bobby Hill : Oh yeah. Not like with butane and those other bastard gases!

• Hank : You'll be paid in experience, and that's tax free.