- Luanne Platter: I'm gonna get really wasted at my party, so would one of you guys be my designated driver?
- Peggy Hill: I'd love to.
- Luanne Platter: Wow! Thanks Aunt Peggy.
- Peggy Hill: I will make your birthday party so much fun. And I can be there to gently remind you that as the daughter of an alcoholic, you have a genetic gun pointed at your head and with every drink you are adding another bullet to the chamber.
- Luanne Platter: Mm hmm.
- [to Hank]
- Luanne Platter: Would you be my designated driver?