King of the Hill (TV Series)

Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men (1998)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Stuart Dooley, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Cotton Hill : [chewing on something with a disgusted look on his face]  Tilly did you make this stuffing?, cause it tastes like garbage!

  Hank Hill : [embarrassed and worried]  Uh, Dad!

  Cotton Hill : Did I ever tell you the time she tried to poison me with a baked chicken?

  Tilly Hill : [sighing]  It was chicken almondine!

  Cotton Hill : It was cyanide woman!

  Hank Hill : Uh, Dad could you please show Mom some respect while Bobby's in the room?

  Cotton Hill : You heard him Bobby, leave the room

  [Bobby stand up] 

  Hank Hill : No sit down Bobby

  Bobby Hill : Could you at least respect Grandmom until we get to dessert?

  Cotton Hill : Didi's your grandmom too Bobby, your pretty grandmom!

  Hank Hill : Dad!

  [Tilly sighs] 

  Bill Dauterive : [Tapping a knife against a glass]  To the stuffing, might taste like garbage but it sure fills you up!

• Jonathan : Well it looks like we're pretty close to a consensus, now if we could discuss the electric seat warmer.

  Hank Hill : Why would we need our seat warmed?, that's what pants are for, right Boomhauer?

  Boomhauer : I don't know Hank, man dang ol' could get naked on that dang ol' thing man, you know vibrator might feel good man.

  Jonathan : [Not understanding him]  So you're in favor of the mower Mr. Boomhauer?

  Boomhauer : Man you didn't dang ol' listen man.

  [Jonathan deletes Boomhauer's comment page] 

• Peggy Hill : You defended Troy Aikman more than you defended your own mother!

  Hank Hill : Mom knows how it is with Dad. And there were six dropped passes, all Troy can do is get it there!

• Jonathan : [Asking Dale about the mower]  How about you Rusty?

  [Dale doesn't respond] 

  Jonathan : Rusty?

  Bill Dauterive : [Nudging Dale]  Rusty!

  Dale Gribble : Oh Shackleford, yes I am pro mower!

  Hank Hill : What?

  Dale Gribble : I like the ashtray.

  Hank Hill : Don't be an idiot Dale that's the gas cap!

  Cotton Hill : He's an idiot he can use it however he wants!

  Dale Gribble : Thank you Colonel!

  [Hank sighs]