King of the Hill (TV Series)

Not in My Back Hoe (1999)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : A metal detector? The detector would go off constantly due to the high levels of extra-terrestrial alloy in our soil which acts as a homing beacon to the Martian capital of Gr-r-r-r-r-r Pt Pbt Glk City.

• Dale Gribble : [Speaking into a tape recorder]  10:15 Hank picks up Hal

  Bill Dauterive : [Yawning]  What?

  Dale Gribble : [Plays back tape]  10:15 Hank picks up Hal

  Bill Dauterive : [On the tape]  What?

  Dale Gribble : [Angry]  I SAID 10:15 HANK PICKS UP HAL!, Jeez.

• Hank Hill : [Spots Bill and Dale standing in the alley at night and drunk]  What are you guys doing?

  Dale Gribble : Oh so you care what we're doing, do you?

  Bill Dauterive : [slurring his speech]  Oh he doesn't care

  Dale Gribble : You said you'd be back in a minute, we waited a minute then we waited another

  Bill Dauterive : Then after about a million minutes... I forgot why I was counting

  Hank Hill : Well what's the big deal you don't get upset when I come home late from work!

  Dale Gribble : One we get very upset when you work late and two you were out with "him".

  Bill Dauterive : Didn't you think Peggy might be worried, you being gone so long!

  Hank Hill : I called her!

• Dale Gribble : That was our project!

  Hank Hill : You should be thanking me, Hal worked that back hoe so fast we're gonna save a couple days rental

  Bill Dauterive : Yeah and with the money you saved you can buy your friend Hal a dozen roses!

  Dale Gribble : Now you're buying him roses?, that's it Hank it's us or "Him"

  Hank Hill : [sighing]  You can't make me choose

  Bill Dauterive : Us or him!

  Hank Hill : Alright "him".

  Bill Dauterive : ''Him'' means Hal you know, that's the way we phrased the question

  [Hank sighs in annoyance]