King of the Hill (TV Series)

Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall (1999)

Toby Huss: Cotton Hill

Quotes 

• Cotton Hill : I think I'll name him Hank. I always wanted a son named Hank.

  Hank : Dad, MY name is Hank.

  Cotton Hill : Then we'll call him "G.H." for "Good Hank!"

  Hank : Now that makes it sound like I'm "Bad Hank."

• Cotton Hill : I'm going to call this son Hank. I always wanted a son named Hank.

  Hank : Dad, my name's Hank.

  Cotton Hill : Oh, yeah. In that case, I'm going to call this one Good Hank.

  Hank : Dad, you shouldn't call him Good Hank. It makes me sound like Bad Hank.

  Cotton Hill : Well ya burned my burger, didn't ya, B.H.

• Cotton Hill : Did you see the way my boy looked at that nurse? Practically slapped her rump.

• Cotton Hill : [seeing his newborn son]  You're a handsome little soldier. You wanna kill a Nazzy? A Nazzy Nazzy-squazzy?

• Cotton Hill : [seeing Peggy in a body cast]  Hank, what did you do to your wife? I didn't teach you that!