King of the Hill (TV Series)

Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall (1999)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Cotton Hill : I think I'll name him Hank. I always wanted a son named Hank.

  Hank : Dad, MY name is Hank.

  Cotton Hill : Then we'll call him "G.H." for "Good Hank!"

  Hank : Now that makes it sound like I'm "Bad Hank."

• Hank : You want me to just leave?

  Peggy Hill : Yes.

  Hank : So like, the right thing for me to do is just leave, even though you're crying.

  Peggy Hill : Go!

  Hank : Huh... Well, I'm skeptical, but okay.

• Cotton Hill : I'm going to call this son Hank. I always wanted a son named Hank.

  Hank : Dad, my name's Hank.

  Cotton Hill : Oh, yeah. In that case, I'm going to call this one Good Hank.

  Hank : Dad, you shouldn't call him Good Hank. It makes me sound like Bad Hank.

  Cotton Hill : Well ya burned my burger, didn't ya, B.H.

• Peggy Hill : I thought I'd be spending more time doing some hands-on baby care. I guess that was just a little unrealistic, huh?

  Hank : Well, you know, Helen Keller was largely useless, but look how we remember her: first lady of the American stage.