"King of the Hill" Peggy the Boggle Champ (TV Episode 1997) - Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Hank : [Peggy was humiliated at the Boggle Tournament] Say, coach used to say something to fire us up when we were behind.

Peggy Hill : What's that?

Hank : [shouting] Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well, you should be, cause you're dirt! You make me sick! You big baby! Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?
Hank : You're not dumb. You're smarter than I am.

Peggy Hill : [crying] Big deal.

Hank : Well, you're smarter than anyone at Arlen.

Peggy Hill : Well, whoop-dee-doo! I am the smartest hillbilly in Hillbilly Town!
Hank : Dallas? I don't want you goin' to Dallas at all. That place is crawlin' with crack-heads and debutantes, and half of 'em play for the Cowboys.
Hank : Boggle?
[Hank has a name tag that reads "Mr. Peggy Hill"]

Brent Cobb : Hello there, Peggy Hill. My name's Brent. Cissy Cobb's husband/coach. Nice to meet you, Peggy.

Hank : Well, actually...

Brent Cobb : You don't have to explain. I have an uncle named Leslie, and John Wayne, the Duke himself, was really named Marion.

Hank : You take that back.
Hank : Boy, the Elks'll do anything for a dollar. Are they still playin' that game where the cows gotta drop dung in a square?

Peggy Hill : Boggle is nothing like Cow Bingo, Hank.
Peggy Hill : You were right, Hank. I am a loser. I am 255 out of 256.

Hank : Oh come on now, you're still doing better than Boggle Playing Chicken.

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer