- Bobby Hill: There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad...
- [breathes in]
- Bobby Hill: and there it goes.
- Bobby Hill: [Playing checkers while under the influence of Ritalin] There are 96 notches on every checker except this one.
- Peggy Hill: Sometimes I think I should just quit my job and devote myself full time to being a mother
- [Hank smiles]
- Peggy Hill: but you know what am I saying?, quit my job?, that's crazy talk.
- Hank Hill: [Reassuring her] Now wait a minute Peggy crazy is a very strong word, you're just thinking out loud, Bobby's crazy.
- Luanne Platter: Bobby, do you know who I am? I'm Lu-anne. Remember?
- Hank Hill: He has A.D.D., Luanne. He didn't get hit in the head with a coconut.
- Hank Hill: Well, Bobby, this is it. You're gonna take your first pill now, and in about a half hour, you should find yourself real interested in stuff that would normally bore the pants off you.
- Bill Dauterive: My ex-wife, she was a careerist, you know, and one day I had to say to her, "Honey, make a choice. It's either me or the motivational poster industry." Boy, I wish I hadn't said that.