- Hank Hill: You guys can't leave now. What kind of lesson is that for Bobby?
- Dale Gribble: A good one. He can learn from our bad example.
- Hank Hill: To catch a fish, you must think like a fish.
- Bobby Hill: I'm wet and I don't even know it.
- Hank Hill: That's not what I mean. Look, where are fish likely to gather? Maybe by that patch of algae.
- Bobby Hill: That algae does look pretty good.
- Bill Dauterive: I'm using my survival skills everyday. Being alone in the woods has prepared me for being alone... just about all the time.
- Hank Hill: Oh, don't tell me that is covered by the First Amemdment.
- Ranger Bradley: Public defecation is protected free speech so long as you say it's a political or artistic statement, and they do.
- Bobby Hill: Maybe it's just like you said. To catch a fish, you must think like a fish. We just have to think like hippies.
- Hank Hill: That is impossible.
- Bobby Hill: Come on, dad. How do you know if you don't try. I'm a hippie. I'm naked because I smoked all my clothes.