King of the Hill (TV Series)

Pigmalion (2003)

Michael Keaton: Trip Larsen

Quotes 

• Trip Larsen : My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

• [Trip and Luanne are flying in a hot air balloon] 

  Luanne Platter : You know so much, and I know so little. I hope that doesn't make you think I'm stupid.

  Trip Larsen : You are not stupid! You're ignorant.

  Luanne Platter : [angry]  Wait, no! You can't call me...

  Trip Larsen : It's a compliment! It just means means you haven't had a chance to learn all the wrong things.

  Luanne Platter : No one has ever told me that before.

  Trip Larsen : Maybe that's because no one has ever understood how ignorant you truly are.

  [Trip and Luanne begin making out] 

• Trip Larsen : Hank, how would you like a ride in a hot-air balloon? Hey, I don't need to tell you it's powered by propane.

  Hank Hill : That's one of the eight uses of propane I haven't experienced first-hand!

• Trip Larsen : The Larsen Pork Products woman is as comfortable dining with kings as she is slaughtering pigs.