King of the Hill (TV Series)

Pretty, Pretty Dresses (1998)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank : Let me get you a beer.

  Bill Dauterive : Beer is a depressant, Hank.

  Hank : Don't go blaming the beer.

• Hank : [Bill is on his roof]  What are you doin', Bill? Satellite dish trouble?

  Bill Dauterive : Oh no, I'm just up here to kill myself.

• Hank : [after Bill sticks his head in oven in an attempt of suicide]  It's electric, Bill.

  Bill Dauterive : Yeah, but it's getting pretty hot.

• Bill Dauterive : [walking into Hank and Peggy's bedroom]  I had a bad dream, I dreamt Lenore came back and stole Lenore and then Lenore drove off with Lenore and I ran down the street after them and I yelled Lenore!, Lenore! and then my teeth fell out... oh yeah Peggy you were there... can I sleep in your living room?

  Hank : [sighing]  Yes Bill

  Peggy Hill : [to Hank]  I'm giving you 24 hours to get me out of that man's dreams!

• Hank : Hey who are you?, What are you doing in Bill's backyard?

  Bill Dauterive : [wearing a dress and speaking in a falsetto voice]  Hank don't you recognize me!, I'm Lenore!

  Hank : What is going on?

  Bill Dauterive : [in the falsetto voice]  Well I'm just washing my dress for your big party silly!

  Hank : Bill take off the dress!

  Bill Dauterive : [in the falsetto voice]  Why do you keep calling me

  [speaks in normal voice] 

  Bill Dauterive : Bill?

  [back in the falsetto voice] 

  Bill Dauterive : My name is Lenore silly, and I've come back because I love Bill so much!, and I really missed him!

• Bobby Hill : I'll be the hostess with the most-ess.

  Hank : Ohhhhh.

• Hank : Peggy, a little more than 20 years ago, I set Arlen High's single season rushing record. Sure, I had legs like a jackrabbit, but Bill Dauterive blocked for me. And the running back who forgets his front line, that's the man I wouldn't want to have for dinner. Shame on you.

• Hank : This mornin', Bill tried to drown himself in the toilet. So, do you think you could find him a date?