- Luanne Platter: [to Hank] Unca Hank what does BTU mean?
- Hank Hill: British Thermal Unit.
- Luanne Platter: Oh, so there isn't any bacon in it?
- Hank: The only place you can find a Main Street these days is in Disneyland. And just try to buy a gun there.
- Buck Strickland: I can't even afford to give you a severance package, but you can have 5 minutes at the office supply cabinet.
- [the leaking propane tank causes the Mega Lo Mart's explosion catching Hank Hill, Luanne Platter, Buckley and Chuck Mangione inside]
- Peggy Hill: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
- Bill Dauterive: Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...!