King of the Hill (TV Series)

Rodeo Days (2000)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Stuart Dooley

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : Bobby, I'm trying to help you. You see, a *circus* clown is a carnie who's too stupid to flip a ride switch on and off. Now you take a circus clown, roll him on the barn floor, and kick him in the head a couple hundred times, and what have you got?

  Bobby Hill : [sobbing]  Your son!

• Hank Hill : It's just the kids' calf scramble. It's fun. The animals are runnin' around without any plays or game plans or anything. Kinda like Barry Switzer was coachin' em'.

• Hank Hill : If you lived out here for a month, you'd go crazy.

  Bobby Hill : The cows seem happy.

  Hank Hill : Well, that's 'cause they're not bein' slaughtered. Talk to 'em again in 2 weeks.

• Peggy Hill : My uncle wasn't a cowboy, Hank! He was a dirty, drunken rodeo clown!

  Hank Hill : [shocked]  Don't tell me... Uncle Boffo?