King of the Hill (TV Series)

Texas City Twister (1997)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : This is no time for jokes, Boomhauer. This tornado's already classified at level 2 on the Fujisaki scale. Storm that strong'll send an egg through a barn door. Two barn doors if one of 'em's open.

  Bobby Hill : What will a level three do, Mr. Gribble?

  Dale Gribble : Level three will send an egg through a *brick wall." Tornado chasers call it "Humpty's Revenge."

• Dale Gribble : You know how the Egyptians tipped over the pyramids? A rope, a cinderblock and 50,000 Hebrew slaves. Do you have a cinder block?

  Bill Dauterive : I could get you a tank from the Army base. There's nothing better for pushing... except for a bulldozer, but they lock those up.

• Nancy Gribble : I get to anchor eyewitness weather tonight. There's high winds blowin', might be a tornado. This could be the disaster I been waitin' for, so keep your fingers crossed.

  Dale Gribble : Well what about my supper?

  Nancy Gribble : I left a carton of cigarettes on the table.

  Dale Gribble : I think I'll keep her.

• Dale Gribble : You better hang on to that camcorder real good cuz I'm drivin' right up next to that twister. Hard Copy's payin' 500 bucks for flyin' cow video.