King of the Hill (TV Series)
The Texas Skilsaw Massacre (2002)
Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer
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Quotes
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Hank : You shut your got-dang mouth or I'll shove that Ditch Witch down your throat and dig a tunnel straight through to sunshine!
Big Jim : Ha ha, that's telling him.
Hank : 'Felt good, too.
Dale Gribble : Back off, Hank, or Octavio will mess you up.
Octavio : Dale, I don't care if he stays or goes. Where's the money you owe me, esse?
Dale Gribble : You heard him.
Big Jim : Take your best shot, Cochise. I love two things: building doll house furniture and kicking ass. And I don't see any doll houses 'round here. You see any doll houses, Hank?
[Hank shakes his head]
Big Jim : No you don't, that's right! And what are you looking at, sport? Don't you eyeball me! Don't you eyeball a JUNKYARD DOG! ARF! ARF! ARF! NOW YOU GOT THE DOG BARKING! YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT! ARF! ARF!
[yells, bellows, suddenly grabs his chest and keels over]
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Hank : Hey Khan, you wanna try my new saw?
Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr. : How many RPM?
Hank : 6000
Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr. : Nah!
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Hank : You know if you want, Bill and Boomhauer, one of you guys can come stand over here with me.
Bill Dauterive : Uh, I'll wait 'till you pass that anger management class! I once made a nest out of your wife's underpants. I can't imagine what you'd do to me!
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Peggy Hill : [gasps upon seeing Big Jim in coffin] Hank! That is how you look like when you sleep.
[enter flashbacks of Hank losing his temper]
Hank : I'm going to kick your ass!
Hank : You're ass is mine twiggy!
Hank : [gives some anguished sighs in each flashback and even kicks a few people's asses!]
[end flashbacks]
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Hank : [upon receiving his anger management diploma] Uh, it says "Hink Hall". You got the 'I' and the 'A' mixed up. This might make it difficult to get my restraining order lifted.
Instructor : I'll bet that really steams your beans doesn't it, Hink?
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Hank : Red tag? No! Green tag, green tag.
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Hank : I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Judge : Mr. Gribble alleges that you intentionally severed his finger.
Hank : Your Honor it was an accident!, we're wasting valuable legal resources here.
Dale Gribble : Objection, conjecture, objecture!
Hank : That's not a word!
Judge : Mr. Hill please control your outbursts!
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Hank Hill : [Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer are drinking on one side of the fence separate from Hank] You know if you want Bill, Boomhauer one of you guys can come stand over by me
Bill Dauterive : I'll wait til you pass that anger class, you cut Dale's finger off for digging a tunnel, I once made a vest out of your wife's underpants, I can't imagine what you'd do to me
Hank Hill : Come on I wouldn't hurt you, you guys know I don't have a problem with anger, I have a problem with idiots
Dale Gribble : [Hank steps forward] Hold it right there! One more step and you'll have to move to a similar house a few blocks away, not too pretty a picture is it?
Hank Hill : God dang it!
[kicks the tape measure in frustration]
Dale Gribble : [the tape measure flies back and hits Bill in the nuts] Oh god he's on another rampage, pray for us all!