- Buck Strickland: It's all over. She said she could handle my drinkin' binges and my gamblin' and even turn a blind eye to my extra-marital escapades, but not when it happen all at once and on her birthday.
- Buck Strickland: I gotta take my mind off my boo-hoos. Donna, find me that website where the elephant does his business on the man's head.
- Buck Strickland: You gotta buy this grill. I need the money. There's a horse that can make all this right. You got cash?