King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg (1997)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : It's OK if you only know three chords, but God, put 'em in the right order!

• Hank Hill : Let's see. They give you kids guns and let you shoot at each other? Yeah, Okay.

• Hank Hill : Only old people need glasses to read. I use mine to drive, and run, and jump.