King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Trouble with Gribbles (2001)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : [to 'Smokin Sammy Salmon' bug]  Nancy dearest, your smoke ravaged face is making me nauseous. Would you mind putting this Kroger bag over your head so I can make love to you?

• Dale Gribble : [fake forced crying to 'Smoking Sammy Salmon']  My horrifyingly grotesque wife is leaving me because of my smoking.

  [fake crying] 

• Nancy Hicks Gribble : I just wanna look like me 20 years ago.

  Dale Gribble : What's the face-ectomy gonna run us?

  Plastic Surgeon : 5000

  Dale Gribble : It'll take us 20 years to save that kind of money and then you'll have to make her look 40 years younger.

• Hank Hill : Dale, they're suing you. They're not gonna kill you.

  Dale Gribble : Wake up, Hank! These people kill 400,000 of their own satisfied customers every year!

• Dale Gribble : [sees Luanne on TV]  Wow! Luanne is one hot fudge sunday with two big scoops.

• Dale Gribble : You might wanna get a skycap to help you with those bags under your eyes.

• Dale Gribble : [arguing his case in court]  Julia Roberts! A horse is a horse, of course, of course.