King of the Hill (TV Series)

Won't You Pimai Neighbor? (2000)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : You're talkin' like a song from "The Lion King". Stop that, it makes no sense.

• Hank Hill : The Buddhists think Bobby is a holy man. Now, that's just sad.

  Peggy Hill : [reading a magazine]  Hank Hank Hank, listen to this: Richard Gere is a Buddhist.

  Hank Hill : Just keeps gettin' sadder.

• Hank Hill : Look here, I can't stop you from doin' what you do at the airports, but in my neighborhood, you'll stay away from my son.

• Hank Hill : I'm gonna kick your ass.

  Junior Monk : If my ass is going to be kicked, then it will be kicked.

• Hank Hill : Forget about that dang Buddhist hooey.