- Hank Hill: The Buddhists think Bobby is a holy man. Now, that's just sad.
- Peggy Hill: [reading a magazine] Hank Hank Hank, listen to this: Richard Gere is a Buddhist.
- Hank Hill: Just keeps gettin' sadder.
- Hank Hill: Look here, I can't stop you from doin' what you do at the airports, but in my neighborhood, you'll stay away from my son.
- Hank Hill: I'm gonna kick your ass.
- Junior Monk: If my ass is going to be kicked, then it will be kicked.