- Christopher Stone: What happened?
- Stacey: Oh, well, a tall dark stranger came into the party and carried Katie Granger out like... Scarlett O'Hara.
- [chuckles]
- Stacey: It was so romantic.
- Michael Knight: Are you gonna sulk all the way to the foundation?
- Katherine Granger: You got your dashboard to keep you company.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, that young lady is such a brat, I can't help but wonder why anyone would leave her a goodbye note, let alone a treasure.
- Michael Knight: Kitt, she's Charlie's daughter. Blood's thicker than water.
- K.I.T.T.: So is my water oil, but he didn't leave me anything.
- Michael Knight: Don't cheat yourself out of the honor of being Charlie Granger's daughter. He was a great man. The last of a breed they don't make anymore.
- Michael Knight: Kitt, if you were Stone, where would you hide a treasure map?
- K.I.T.T.: One of the greatest treasure hunters, Stephen Dubois, used to hide his maps in imitation cannons by his bedroom window.
- Michael Knight: I think we should look for something more conventional, like a safe.
- K.I.T.T.: You're just not a romantic.
- K.I.T.T.: Oh, and Michael, you might also check the drapery. Albert the Second of Austria used to weave his treasure maps into the material.
- Michael Knight: I don't think Stone's that clever with a needle.
- Katherine Granger: How can you do this to me? I thought you were my friend.
- Christopher Stone: Your friend was a voice on the phone and an expense check once a month.
- Katherine Granger: You've just been planning and waiting all these years.
- Christopher Stone: No, just since my financial status changed for the worst.
- Michael Knight: Kitt, do you happen to speak 10 place coordinates?
- K.I.T.T.: [Kitt configures the coordinates] The location is in an area known as Devil's Basin.
- Michael Knight: Let's go beat the devil.
- K.I.T.T.: I'm programmed to be a treasure hunter, not a caveman.
- Michael Knight: Consider it a new program.
- Katherine Granger: [inside Charlie's gift] Michael... it's so beautiful... It's like being inside a diamond.
- Katherine Granger: [re the locket] This is all I ever had of my father. His picture in the locket. I used to hold on to this all the time. Just to make me feel that I was close by. Remember when you were a little kid and you used to run into your parents' room in the middle of the night... when the thunder got too loud? I didn't have anyone to run to.
- Katherine Granger: When you shut them out, they can't hurt you.
- Michael Knight: They also can't love you.