Kojak (TV Series)
Cop in a Cage (1974)
Telly Savalas: Lt. Theo Kojak
Quotes
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Lt. Theo Kojak : If I ever see you near me or any of my family I'm gonna scatter your brains from here to White Plains, sweetheart.
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Lt. Theo Kojak : Tweet, tweet, baby. I'm a cop in a cage.
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Lt. Theo Kojak : Now you listen good, yo-yo. Because I'm gonna tell you something for every cop that's ever had to live under a threat from a punk like you. You know, maybe sometime when you're an old man, you'll be thinking about getting out. Ah, don't think anything about getting even. I want you to think about me. Because, if by some remote possibility you get out, there's gonna be a little 150-year old man waiting for you. And that little old man will be me.
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Lt. Theo Kojak : Now look, two things I want you to remember, kiddo. Number one: you're marrying my favorite niece.
Eugene : Right.
Lt. Theo Kojak : And number two: my favorite niece's favorite uncle is a cop.
Eugene : Hey, I won't forget that, sir.
Lt. Theo Kojak : Yeah, 'sir'. You can cool the 'sir', because next week at this time, you'll be crying uncle. Get used to it, 'cause that's what you'll be calling me.
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Lt. Theo Kojak : [to Gloria] You stop talking to me like a john or I'll take my lollipop away.
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Sophie : [on phone] Theo? This is Sophie. Yeah, the nerve-wracked mother.
Lt. Theo Kojak : [on other line] Yeah Sophie, what is it?
Sophie : What it is, is a rehearsal in an hour. You coming?
Lt. Theo Kojak : This afternoon? Hey look, if they can pretend they're getting married, can't they pretend I'm there?
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Lt. Theo Kojak : Ah, that sounds like a threat, Cinderella. Now, assume the position. Turn around.