Kojak (TV Series)
Last Rites for a Dead Priest (1974)
Telly Savalas: Lt. Theo Kojak
Quotes
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Lt. Theo Kojak : You know Chubby, he's a dynamite talker. He could sell aluminium siding to a steel foundry.
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Lt. Theo Kojak : Toot-toot, kinda cute.
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Lt. Theo Kojak : [on phone] Is that a fact, Officer Berkowitz? Aha. Yeah, well, Officer Berkowitz, by all means, drop it by. No, no, no, no, I wanna sign for this little package myself. And what was that name again, Officer Berkowitz? Aha, got it. And, eh, thank you, Officer Berkowitz. Hm-hm.
[hangs up]
Lt. Theo Kojak : Who whould a - That was Officer Berkowitz.
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Vince : Hey, let me put it to you, Lieutenant. Do I look like the kind of a man who would keep company with a priest, huh?
[snickers]
Sgt. Al Vine : You'll be keeping company with the chaplain up at Sing-Sing for the next 20 or 30 years if you don't open up.
Vince : On an armed robbery rap?
[laughs in his face]
Lt. Theo Kojak : [laughing as well] As an accessory to murder, coochy-coo.