L.A. Law (TV Series)

As God Is My Co-Defendant (1991)

Cecil Hoffman: A.D.A. Zoey Clemmons

Quotes 

• Zoey Clemmons : [in C.J.'s hotel room at a law conference]  C.J.! Get up! It's nine o'clock! We are in trouble! We were supposed to have an eight o'clock class setup. We have a mock trial before three California Supreme Court judges at 1:00 PM and our class knows nothing except how to get jailed for contempt.

  Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Zoey, calm down.

  Zoey Clemmons : I can't calm down! What did you do last night?

  Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : It was hammer time. What could I do? We started home after midnight, but they played that "Wang Chung" song and we didn't get in 'til 5:00 AM.

  Zoey Clemmons : Great, you keep the class out dancing til dawn. Now, who the hell do we know to fake it in front of three California Supreme Court judges?

  Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Me.

  Zoey Clemmons : What?

  Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : I'm from England. Nobody knows me here. I'll put on a suite, a wig, my best Polish accent, and you'll win the prize for best class.

  Zoey Clemmons : We can't do this. It's fraud, it's wrong, it's a lie!

  Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : And we have no choice. Not only do our students not know anything, but they're also completely hung over.

  Zoey Clemmons : I am never taking you with me on another trip, ever!