The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)
Beverly and the Prop Job (1995)
Rip Torn: Arthur
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Quotes
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Arthur : [Artie sees Hank lying in wait for him and asks impatiently] What is it?
Hank Kingsley : Did Larry hire some black guy with no experience?
Arthur : He worked for WPJP.
Hank Kingsley : WPJP? What is that, excuse me, local shit affiliate? Did he even consider my sister?
Arthur : Yes! She was too dumb.
Hank Kingsley : [Hank feigns great offense] How can you say that about my sister?
Arthur : Oh hell, cut the crap. That's not your sister. I saw you dry humping under the bleachers. Hey now!
Hank Kingsley : All right, it's a young girl, I'm just trying to help her out...
Arthur : Nice try, Hank. The job's gone.
[Artie walks away]
Hank Kingsley : Fucked by the black man, again!
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Larry Sanders : [after seeing Hank's "sister" audition with a fake British accent] I'm having a stroke...
Arthur : Huh?
Larry Sanders : Er... huh? Nothing.
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Arthur : But it was a great show!
Larry Sanders : He's not supposed to ad-lib during a sketch. That thing he said about the salami stinking totally confused me and threw me off for the whole show.
Hank Kingsley : I was overcomed by the stench.
Larry Sanders : I smelled the stench and didn't think it was coming from the salami.
Hank Kingsley : And where did you think it was coming from?
Larry Sanders : From you.
Arthur : Oh boys, c'mon. Settle down, it's nobody's fault.
Hank Kingsley : Excuse me.
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Arthur : Talent works like a cancer in the Kingsley household.
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Beverly Barnes : I was talking to Larry just now. Would you excuse us, please?
Arthur : What?
Beverly Barnes : I would like a moment alone with my boss.
Arthur : Without me?
Beverly Barnes : Yes.
Larry Sanders : Ok, let's not overreact, please.
Beverly Barnes : [Arthur leaves] Thank you. Excuse us.
Larry Sanders : Artie? Artie?