The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

End of the Season (1994)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne

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• Phil : You know, uh it hurt me when you rejected my Gay of Angeles joke.

  Larry Sanders : Oh come on. That skecth was over-the-top, there was a character named Jerry Fagwell in it...

  Roseanne : Larry, this is not the time to be judgemental.

  Larry Sanders : You didn't... you didn't see it, there was a piece of garbage that sketch. You'd probably like it. As I recall, it was just...

  Roseanne : This is not about *me*! Okay? I'm here to help *you*! I'm not the one with the pill problem. You self-destructive asshole.

• Larry Sanders : But I do have a small, very tiny...

  Roseanne : Addiction.

  Larry Sanders : Addiction to prescription painkillers.

  Roseanne : Drugs.

  Larry Sanders : Yeah but prescription nonetheless. And I think it's the ones anybody can get or probably did, anybody takes.

  Roseanne : Addicts.

• Roseanne : [Roseanne walks in, dressed as a nun]  Jesus! What the hell is wrong with Larry?

  Arthur : Wooo! What a delighful bride of Christ you make, Roseanne.

• Larry Sanders : I'm under a lot of pressure. I host a late night talk-show every night. Have you any idea of the demands that that are?

  Roseanne : No, not all. I only have a Top 10 show, and I was abused as a kid, I spent time in a nuthouse and sucking marriages, and last week Weekly World News ran my head on the body of a dog. Absolutely, I have no fucking idea.

  Larry Sanders : I see. So your show is still on the Top 10 huh?

  Roseanne : Yeah... until they run that "Frasier" guy against us.