Las Vegas (TV Series)
New Orleans (2004)
Marsha Thomason: Nessa Holt
Quotes
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Danny : [watching the Wet T'Shirt contest] God, I love my job.
Mike Cannon : More and more each day.
Danny , Mike Cannon : [together] Damn!
Mike Cannon : Oh, she's hot.
Danny : Hotter than hot.
Mike Cannon : Smoking.
Danny : Firing.
Mike Cannon : Somebody better cool me off.
[Mike and Danny get splashed with a glass of water and then the camera turns around to reveal Nessa, Sam, Delinda and Mary standing next to them. Nessa has an empty glass in her hand]
Mike Cannon : That was a rhetorical comment.
Nessa Holt : [sarcastically] Oops. My bad.
Mike Cannon : Now I see why they call you the "Ice Queen"
Nessa Holt : And now you see what it's like to be in a Wet T-Shirt contest.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : Hey, why don't you get up on stage and show us ladies a little something?
Delinda : Yeah, Mike, Why don't you shake a little booty up there?
Danny : What. A guy can't comment on a pretty girl without getting ragged on?
Nessa Holt : Ragged on?
Danny : Okay, maybe that's the wrong choice of words.
Mary Connell : You think?
Danny : All I mean was that's a natural instinct for men to notice women who are -
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : - Well endowed?
Danny : Yeah.
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Danny : Survival of the species depends on man's ability to be attracted to women who look like that.
Mike Cannon : Danny, you should probably stop.
Danny : What?
Mary Connell : She's a he.
Danny , Mike Cannon : [both] What?
Mary Connell : Your smoking hot lady is a guy.
Mike Cannon : Mary, that's not cool.
Delinda : Mary could hook you guys up.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : Yeah, a little threesome
Nessa Holt : But would it be a threesome with a him-her? Isn't it more like a foursome?
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez : Or a two-and-a-half "mensome."
Mike Cannon : That's not funny
Nessa Holt , Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez , Delinda , Mary Connell : [together] Yeah, it is.
Mike Cannon : That's not funny at all.
Delinda : Mary, she's not a guy
Mary Connell : I know that.
Mary Connell : But they don't.
Delinda : You're bad.