Late Night with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)

Lucy Liu/Michael Moore/Gov't Mule (2003)

Conan O'Brien: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : I'm very proud of the people of California, I'm proud of the people- the press said the stories with the groping and the Hitler, they were going to hurt me, but the people of California have spoken, and they said a resounding yes to the groping and yes to the Hitler!

  Conan O'Brien : No no no no no, Arnold, Arnold, I don't, I really don't think that's what they were voting for.

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : You don't know! You don't know anything!

  Conan O'Brien : [amused]  Wow.

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : You're stupid! I'm out there with the people, I'm shaking hands with the people, and they're saying "Go, you groping Hitler guy!"

• Conan O'Brien : [on Arnold winning the California recall election]  That's what the headlines read today, they all said that this was a "Total Recall". Very cute.

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : No, that headline was stupid. It was a stupid headline, it needs to have more references to more movies!

  Conan O'Brien : Wait, you want MORE references to your movies?

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : Yah, that's how you sell the DVDs. Yah yah, here, here, here's your headline:

  Conan O'Brien : Okay.

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : It was "End of Days" for Gray Davis, the "Last Action" governor who was "Totally Recalled" by "Kindergarten" "Commando" who is no "Junior" when it comes to "Erasuring" "True Lies" and "Jingling All the Way" to the governor's mansion! "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines"!

  Conan O'Brien : Wow. That's a great headline. That's a great headline.

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : Now available on DVD!

• Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : Then I got a nice call from Cruz Bustamante, and he said, "I will support you as your lieutenant governor and we're going to work together for California."

  Conan O'Brien : You're gonna work together. Well you know what, I have to say, that was very classy of him to call and say that. You must have been very grateful.

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : Yah, I told him he was a fat little chipmunk, and I told him his name should be "Lose Bust-your-pants-ski", and then I had sex with his mother!

  Conan O'Brien : What? Arnold! Arnold, wait a minute, that's terrible! Arnold, how could you do that to him?

  Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger : No, he liked it. I made him hold the camera!