Conan shows a manipulated clip from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. The main comedy segment is 2003: The Year in Review, showing Live via Satellite clips from the previous year. Ethan Hawke is interviewed about his part in the play Henry IV. Conan checks in on Instant Viewer Feedback. George Wendt is interviewed about his new series House of Dreams. Natalie MacMaster performs.
—Ian Lueck