Late Night with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)
Jim Carrey/Eric McCormack/Barenaked Ladies (2004)
Jim Carrey: Self - Guest
Quotes
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Conan O'Brien : Your U.S. citizenship has come through, we have Guy Secunder from the U.S. Department of Immigration Naturalization,
[Guy enters]
Conan O'Brien : here with your official documents. All you have to do is sign a piece of paper... and you are a U.S. citizen. That's all you have to do.
[audience shouts protests]
Conan O'Brien : You get your passport, you sign that, they'll give you a passport.
[Jim signs the form]
Conan O'Brien : There you go. And now, you get your passport. Uh, there you go.
[Guy hands him a passport]
Conan O'Brien : There's your U.S. passport right there.
Jim Carrey : Wow. This is just fantastic. It truly is a real, this is a real, no really, it's a dream come true for me. I just have one question for you, Mr. Secunder: Why would I want to become a U.S. citizen, when I'm from the greatest country in the world?
[audience cheers]
Jim Carrey : You know what I think of your passport? Huh? You know what I think of your passport?
[chews the passport up]
Jim Carrey : That's what I think of your passport! That's what I think of it. Mmm, it tastes like manifest destiny!
[spits it out]
Jim Carrey : Get outta here! Move it!
[kicks at Guy's butt as he leaves]
Jim Carrey : Get outta here! Move it!
[audience cheers as Jim chants "Ca-na-da!" Then Jim goes backstage]
Jim Carrey : Hey man, it's just a bit, right? You have the real one?
[Guy hands him a new passport]
Jim Carrey : Oh thank you so much.