- Conan O'Brien: There's this image of Harrison Ford that's out there that you're grumpy. There's this... there's this grumpy Harrison Ford image.
- Harrison Ford: [after a brief pause] That's horseshit.
- [Conan laughs and the audience cheers]
- Harrison Ford: [talking about a fight scene in "Firewall"] After three, four months of sitting around talking, you get to... roll around on the floor with a guy half your age...
- [audience laughs and cheers]
- Conan O'Brien: Little girls giggle when I try and intimidate people.
- Harrison Ford: Well, don't do that.
- Conan O'Brien: Let me ask you a little bit about your... your life, now. You're... you're living here in New York.
- Harrison Ford: No.
- Conan O'Brien: [after a brief pause] OK.
- [audience laughs]
- Conan O'Brien: My research is flawed.